Triple blanched pommes frites w/Mayochup™ on the side.
10-hr cherrywood smoked pork butt glistening bark outside.

Glazed almond-crusted salmon eyes scoping the 30 second million
dollar ads of beefy trucks swindling shoppers to gas stations outside.

Nil more American than shotgunning Belgian bought-out Bud Lite 1-Clicked from
Moon eclipsing Amazon delivered by Italian umbrellaed Ram so we can splurge inside.

Machine kneaded fat enriched dough fermented 2 Prime business days.
Main courses fume cancer confit, flambéd flare ups, cheap side effects.

No clue the Quarterback, but eager for shareholder stock marketing ploys
cutting through brief plays pumping the gun thrown flags offside.

Wearing his Cyber Monday custom #4 Phil Dawson Cleveland Browns jersey,
weeping to an empty room: “Maybe next year,” Corey sighed.